The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

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Welcome to the Virtual Rugby Pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing the pictures of Gibbo's Ma and Brad Thorn above the bar!





Old Pub: https://www.606v2.com/t24993-the-dew-drop-inn-virtual-rugby-pub

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

With teeth?

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

But how was I to know she wasn't looking at me?

One for the wall, nice piece on tough job the refs have at the breakdown.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/our-experts/6577081/Huge-pressure-on-referees

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

Not a chance. Why should I do all the work?

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

Do you mean that in a rugby context?

Leinster A 50 - 0 Connacht A

Brendan Macken Hattrick and Thorn made his debut. Munster A up next on good Friday.

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

Yes!! Then she told me they were her best pair. I went straight out and bought her another pair.

eirebilly wrote:

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

With teeth?

I was under duress, was told to do it.

Hi folks does anyone know if they will show the England v Ireland game on French tv? If so what channel?

rodders - the rugby in France is usually on Canal+ or Sport+ (I think). Google 'French TV rugby' that should throw summat up.

Where's the when you need him?

Actually, where's the full stop. Haven't heard from him in ages.

Evening all.

Biltong - if you're about we are on Zulu Blonde from the Zululand brewery in SA. The brewer came over and brewed some for a pub beer festival. Excellent stuff!!

That sounds great Hound. did he bring it from SA?

No mate. He brewed it here using his usual ingredients at one of our breweries. 3rd time he's brewed here before, and this is the best batch. I'm staying for one more

Hic!

Enjoy mate, have one for me.

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

Yeah, it culminated in mad passionate sex with Mrs Holybloke over the freezer - well, specifically it culminated in an ASBO as they took a pretty dim view of it in Tesco's.

Pffft and they say "every little helps"?

I'm here all week - tickets are still available; you have to buy one to get out.

Keeeerrrrrrchiiiiiing!

Mickado wrote:Leinster A 50 - 0 Connacht A

Brendan Macken Hattrick and Thorn made his debut. Munster A up next on good Friday.

Noice. Brendan Macken is the New BOD. Said it years ago. Move over Earlsy. And O Malley.

WTF are we going to do with them all?

I know, offload the relative WC chaaf to Munster and Ulster. Give em both a fair chance to catch up when the New Directive kicks-in. And keep the wheat at the RDS. Sorted. Spread the love.

Its the Leinster Way. It is perceived as being condescending. And rightly so. Yet, they still love us.

I dream of being hated like Munster. And being totally ignored like Ulster.

Play it LOUD PJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYl-uSxf62E

PJHolybloke wrote:

Glas a du wrote:Have you ever just ripped somebody's knickers off in the heat of passion?

Yeah, it culminated in mad passionate sex with Mrs Holybloke over the freezer - well, specifically it culminated in an ASBO as they took a pretty dim view of it in Tesco's.

Pffft and they say "every little helps"?

That Asbo, the man is a shifting virtual conduit of lurve. He's everywhere there's action. In a skirt. Love im for that.

Anyone remember doze edible knickers? Never lasted with me.

Ate them straight from the package. Couldnt wait.

Now that's where sex really lives.

You are without doubt a feckin scream bud.

Try this on for size me darlin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nOqtmmwa0d0

Excellent.

That's my theme song for when I eventually grow up. As in never.

What's the point of it? Is there a Trophy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v9WhRpQw8E

biltong - job done

That last one was gooood

You should be giving your guys this stuff after a game. Make 'em proper rugby players like.

As long as it is after, we don't want them to be bloated before hand, and perhaps a little toasted.

We'll send Danny Care down there to teach them how it's done


A mod might want to delete that one. He's not been in the papers this week.

Hound_of_Harrow wrote:rodders - the rugby in France is usually on Canal+ or Sport+ (I think). Google 'French TV rugby' that should throw summat up.

Thanks hound

Can't help but notice Glas hasn't been back in since posting that comment. Do you think he was looking for one of us to come bail him out of the local constabulary and just was trying to hint at his wrongdoing?

Morning all, a bit of Rory G to start my day I reckon...

as the crow flies baby, well I ain't so far from you
But since I don't have wings, I can't get home as fast as I want to

Goedemorgen allemaal

Hope everyone is well and in form.

Morning fellas, hope that's on LOUD Mick?

Looks like someone had the good sense to pull the Ferris thread this morning.

Bore da pawb / good morning all, hope we're well.

Just made my SG picks for the weekend: Scotland by 10, Wales and France to draw, England by 9.

Bore da Lucky,

Weird, I looked at the draw for Wales France, I'd actually selected it along with England by 11 and Scotland by 8, but then decided I wasn't being sensible so cancelled them all.

I'm going to sort them out tonight along with my Guiness fantasy league transfers - I can feel Gibbos hot breath on the back of my neck and it's not a comfortable sensation let me tell you.

Good morning peeps.

I can't say I know!

I went for the draw because I really didn't know who to tip. France haven't fired so far but I'd be amazed if they went through the tournament without having one great game; Wales seem to be too reliant on power and size and England - and to and extent Italy - have shown how to stymy us. I hope we've been keeping something up our collective sleeve for Saturday.

It was turned up to 11 PJ, the way it should be

I missed the boat on 6nations fantasy games and SG pools this year, must get back on that horse next year. always makes things more interesting…

They’ve started the Paddy’s day celebrations early in our office, I was greeted this morn by a gang of people in green wigs handing out a bags of shamrock. If I could smoke it I’d be much happier but after many attempts during a spent well youth, it’s not worth the rolling papers.

Morning lads, yer all missing a trick, it'll be Italy by less than a score

Good craic with the lads at the A game last night - more "Every time, ref" and this week's special "I don't care what they say, sir, pink IS your colour". Morning all

Morning biltong, Asbo, just waiting for junior to get his shoite together so I can drop him off at school...

He'll be ready any day now.

What time does school start PJ? Mine has already been at school since 7h30

Peadophiles seem to prefer Acer laptops in my experience.

From twitter:

I have written a poem about Welsh rugby:
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm John Inverdale
So Lawrence, let's talk about England."

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:more "Every time, ref"

That's ours ya robbing buzzard

Morning. Back at Rodney Parade tonight. Should be alright. Nice full house anyway, so IF we win it'll hopefully be bouncing like last season. Think some people are wearing swimming stuff to take the urine out of flooding from the last time we were meant to play.

AsLongAsBut100ofUs wrote:Morning lads, yer all missing a trick, it'll be Italy by less than a score

Good craic with the lads at the A game last night - more "Every time, ref" and this week's special "I don't care what they say, sir, pink IS your colour". Morning all

Yeah, but you're English not Cornish you idiot!!!

Morning all

Grand night as Asbo says last night. Good game as well, both teams trying to chuck it about a bit and Budgie wobbling from one scrum to the next.

Anyway, where did I leave that sheet with the words to verse 3 of the anthem on it????

PJHolybloke wrote:Morning fellas, hope that's on LOUD Mick?

Looks like someone had the good sense to pull the Ferris thread this morning.

And now Rob Kearney's chipped in with his two pennworth. There isn't an article on his comments yet, but there will be. All the 'noise' is coming from the Irish camp ahead of Super Saturday.

Not what I would expect.

Morning hound, how much of that South African beer did ye have last night?

If someone puts up an article of what Kearney has said, I am going to pull it, not in the mood for misbehaviour today.

Morning all/Bore da pawb

Almost the weekend already, can't wait!

Met up with Stag and Penfro last night for a couple of drinks which was lovely

Am I the only one who wishes players did their talking on the pitch and not in the media? I know a load of it is just journalists taking quotes out of context, but I don't see why players have to give them anything to work with in the first place. Either that or I'm just being a today!

Morning biltong, morning everybody.

I had one more than I should have biltong. I've a bit of a dull head on me this morning.

Morning RD, you guys are fortunate, I don't have one poster I can meet up for drinks, nobody bloody lives here.



I think you should all club in (as I only earn Rands) and sponsor me for a trip to london wth all expenses paid.

Oh I drink whisky.

Hound_of_Harrow wrote:

PJHolybloke wrote:Morning fellas, hope that's on LOUD Mick?

Looks like someone had the good sense to pull the Ferris thread this morning.

And now Rob Kearney's chipped in with his two pennworth. There isn't an article on his comments yet, but there will be. All the 'noise' is coming from the Irish camp ahead of Super Saturday.

Not what I would expect.

I read some comments from Kearney on skysports. Was that the one were he was basically saying we were better than England etc etc?

I think Ferris comments were taken out of context but Kearney's definitely could be percieved as arrogant and disrespectful. I'm glad Kearney feels we are better but I wish he'd have kept this to himself.

To be honest I feel when a side talks themselves up like this its usually because they are lacking confidence and self belief.

Now you might need to be more specific there Biltong.

Do you really just mean whisky, or whiskEy, or whisgi?

People are going to want to know!

single malt RD, when I had a few, I really don't care much about the spelling.

well I've been told that the three of those are all different (apparently?). Couldn't tell you how though.

All tastes ychyfi to me!

roddersm wrote:To be honest I feel when a side talks themselves up like this its usually because they are lacking confidence and self belief.

I'd agree with that. If you're pretty sure you're better than your opponents, you're comfortable and confident in that and you're happy to keep it to yourself.

luckless_pedestrian wrote:

roddersm wrote:To be honest I feel when a side talks themselves up like this its usually because they are lacking confidence and self belief.

I'd agree with that. If you're pretty sure you're better than your opponents, you're comfortable and confident in that and you're happy to keep it to yourself.

+1

On an entirely different note, I've done my knee in again this morning. still can't believe I injured it in the first place while in the process of sitting down!

At least it's the same knee, Dreamer.